#Jesus fucjing shit

[twospiritstooprideful]

"I love topic yaoi!"

Just say you're into enemies to lovers

It's okay to be boring

[burningfunobject]

I CAN NOT BELIEVE I TRUSTED JAYCE. JAYCE I WANTED TO BELIEVE IN YOU

What the actual fuck

Viktor was the most content hes ever been, the healthiest he's even been and you SHOOT HIM IN THE FYCKING CHEST

How. HOW does jinx have better impulse control than jayce this season????

I cant wait a week

I can't do this

[humlors]

Insane how a woman at work today, seeing me visibly stressed almost to the point of having shaky hands, just smiles at me going "well, this will just make you more resilient to stress further on in your work life! It's good to build up!"

Like ma'am. Is it really that fucking hard to actually treat me like a human being, NOT stress me out and probably get better service. The whole 'the younger generation has it too easy' attitude really shouldn't mean that you can just on purpose stress us out because you've imagined that it's "good for us"

[blowflyfag]

I’ve been waiting on this fucking screen. It’s said fifteen minutes for 7 fucking minutes

[uc1wa]

NOBODY WAS GONNA TELL ME IT WAS THAT EPISODE OF JJK TODAY??? OHH I HAVE WHIPLASH IM SO SAD :( the anime is moving too fast :’(

[nunu-draws]

OH GOD OH FUCK OH WHAT THE FUCK I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS

IT'S HAPPENING W2H2 premiere's Oct. 31st, 2024 @ Midnight!

[nyhne]

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[taniushka12]

Still thinking about that stupid poll and it results, the arrogance of the average english native speaker has pisses me off so much like not only its obvious the question was written that way to generate a negative and superficial reading but also, a fic is not a physical book, you're on the internet, if you see something in another language you translate it, why wouldn't fic be the same? is it such an otherworldly idea? are you too good for google translate? I hope for whatever reason ao3 suddenly bans english and people get forced to read stuff in another language if they're so desperate as they always are when the site is down. Pick up a translator and engage with things in another language or kill yourself

[ozymoron]

oh my god ive never been more fucking annoyed in ym life why does this fucking app suck so bad

[nagdabbit]

ive never had to be a bouncer at a funeral before

[dhampir-dyke]

ACK

[xeneric-shrooms]

CAN YOUTUBE STOP CHANGING ITS UI FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND

[stormbreaker-290]

O HF UCK-

just one bite(Halloween Mal drabble)

you sigh as you glare at your calendar. Around this time of year, Mal drops by to visit and stays until the week before Thanksgiving.

A chill runs up your spine at your last encounters with him, blood rushing to your face at the memories of his teasing glare and pronounced fangs near your neck. You shiver at the ghost sensation of his sharp teeth near your neck as if he's actually there.

You walk away from the calendar that hands on the fridge, sighing as you can't really do much to stop this demon of a person. His image fit the thought.

Mal has been known to you as a demon since you first saw him thanks to his horns and wings and odd anatomy that was visible, such as his translucent orange torso and external ribs, though you're pretty sure those aren't his.

You flinch as you hear one of your windows slide open, the purple and orange menace balancing on the windowsill.

"hello there sweets," he purrs out, his bright orange eye narrowing as he grins, bearing those all too familiar fangs.

"hello, Mal," you say with a deadpan, though it's false as you just want to get this whole thing over with.

Mal hops down from his perch, closing the window behind him before striding over to you, his tail swaying.

"did you miss me, little crow? Because I definitely missed you, might even stay around a bit longer than last year," he speaks as if a close friend or even lover with the amount of seasonal pet names he's given you, to which you roll your eyes.

"not really, as you cause far too much chaos and you taunt me constantly just because you're incredibly tall," you huff back at him, crossing your arms with a mock scowl.

An odd silence falls which isn't normal for Mal, you turn to face him with a questioning look before a large hand grasps your hip from behind.

"how did-" you try to question but you're cut off by Mal, who says, "I'm a being of many tricks, a magician never tells his secrets you know~" he purrs directly into your ears, his breaths hot against your skin as you flush red. You were back in this situation from the previous year but, he was much closer than you remembered.

You jolt involuntarily as his fangs grace the name of your neck, your breath catching in your throat.

"you wouldn't mind if I had a small bite, would you? I was so close to getting it last time, won't you pity me?" Mal breaths into your ear, his clawed hand pressing against your chest, keeping you firmly against him.

"fine," you resisted the urge to growl out the word, "just be gentle, okay?" You ensure that he won't harm you too much, your shoulders dropping from their previous tensed position.

You feel the vibrations of mal's purrs against your back, something hot and wet sliding slowly across the side of your neck, your skin prickling with goosebumps.

It's his tongue- his forked, orange tongue, savoring every little jolt and huff you give because of the hot breath and saliva hitting against your pulse.

After Mal's teasing, you feel the tips of his teeth dip into your skin, you have to force your muscles to relax so it's not as painful.

His teeth sink into the junction of your shoulder and neck, far enough from your jugular to not be worried over.

Mal keeps his fangs lodged into you for a moment before retracting his head, his tongue lapping up any blood that wells up in the fresh mark on your shoulder.

"see? That wasn't so bad, was i" Mal purrs after 'cleaning' your wound, which you'll have to properly disinfect and bandage later.

"I'm just glad you didn't bite my actual neck with those vampiric fangs you've got there, that would have actually killed me," you scoff out, trying to hide the way heat stains your cheeks.

(pst @stormbreaker-290 , I did it)

[septimusmoonlight]

oh god oh fuck patreon is finally back online holy shit. jesus fucj

alright. now that that's taken care of, i can figure out where to put the expunged stuff, and hopefully i'll have some extra time to spend on tumblr as well. i dunno how i'm going to manage the preview tier, 'cause tumblr is way freakier than patreon enjoys, but i can burn that bridge when i get to it.

in the meantime i'll try to put some stuff up on tumblr soon, and i'll poll patreon for what to do about the expunged pieces. thanks for your patience, everyone.

[loquarocoeur]

I need to scream out loud but I can't so im fucking yelling here instead uM

the??? vegas???? fic???? shit. shitshitshitfuckingshit. Alex. loq. you are so wonderful what the hell what the FU-

as soon as I saw the topping from the bottom tag I was shook shaken stirred on the rocks fucjing dead because oh ive been waiting for this one tuRN IT UP

christ alive im. just. sexy confident max with an ego the size of the pacific goddamn ocean. running circles around Charles, having him eating right out of his hand, high on the championship and Charles, pushing and pulling and having it all just how he wants. youdontknowhowlongihavewantedthis. yes. ohhohohohoo

the fic in which we all in one way or another, are Charles Leclerc. or at least. we wish to be.

Charles just having his shit rocked and he's dazed and hard and desperate and loving it because this is his Brats fucking Moment of course he can have it. Charles is only a man!!!! fuck oFFFFFF

and then after max coming down from his high, he goes right back where he's comfortable, safe, full, in Charles arms letting him take back control but only slightly, still making sure he gets exactly what he wants because he's the fucking 4 time champion of the world now suck his cock.

im actually shaking lolol omg

and the softness and the sweetness and kisses you always include because that's!!! them!!! loving and caring and knowing and and and

dom Charles being shoved around and kissed and taken care of in their own way Charles being in his head and Charles being the one taken out of it yumyumyum cronch cronch im eating well!!!!

& oh max,,,, max baby... his ego won't be letting him out of that hotel room door

you are a god of writing, im lost for words, but Jesus fuck. thank you for sharing some of your brain with the world because its so good. we all love & appreciate you so much I hope you know that. just. wow.

~ a dazzled swanon 🦢

Asdfghkllja yesss omg you get itt🥺🫶🫶🫶

Thank you so much, I'm glsd you liked it🥰

[nortism]

doctor who liveblog pt 24

planet of the dead

- with that set up they were asking for someone to come in though the roof and steal the cup

- yoo the tardis was stolen

- i forgot to say anything but that was mad and the cgi was terrible, avg episode of doctor who

the waters of mars

- one tumblr user has told me this episode is good so i’m expecting big things

- so this is the one planet he needs a space suit for?

- doctor, doctor, fun :D

- space carrots!!

- uh oh the space carrots

- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

- i’m going to be fuming if we’re not on mars by 2058

- uh oh they’re all about to die

- humans almost reaching extinction sounds about right

- uh oh they’re zombies

- i got too invested to live blog but omg adelaide killed herself??? and the ood????!?! what is going on??

- that was such an amazing episode tho, i love it when they morally grey my protagonist

the end of time pt 1

- so excited to see both the master and donna’s grandad in the episode cover

- christmas again?!

- yooo tiny tardis in the stained glass

- yayay the ood

- bro married queen elizabeth i?!

- yay ood paradise

- ominous prophecy from the ood as always

- oh great the cult of saxon

- oh she killed him again that’s nice

- oh did he live

- oh wilfred and his little christmas antlers i adore him

- he is loving that burger

- NO THE BURGER LADY

- FOUR KNOCKS

- DONNA!!!

- awww she’s engaged

- i miss her so bad

- who tf is that?

- the doctor and the master were childhood friends??? ohhh this is juicy

- what the fuck is going on

- that’s his daughter?! fucked up relationship

- oh he’s got a gun

- yes then companion wilfred

- helppp they got the master on a lead

- uh oh green aliens

- billionaires always obsessed with living forever

- this feels like a very elaborate prank to pull on the doctor

- THE TIMELORDS?!

- also say don’t spray bro

the end of time pt 2

- omg we’re on gallifrey

- oh we’re flashing back

- uh oh they’ve tied him up

- nooo donna

- oh shit she exploded them

- this is gay as hell

- well u didn’t have to hit him

- no not wilfred

- yayy the green aliens!!

- at least wilfred is getting to live out his dream of going to space

- oh he’s taking the gun

- ngl i have no idea what’s going on

- I JUST REALISED WHERE I RECOGNISED THE GREEN ALIEN MAN FROM, HE’S IN HORRIBLE HISTORIESSSSS

- that’s all i care about tbh

- pew pew pew

- he should def be dead

- uh oh timelords

- so we’re all just gonna pretend like doctor and master are normal names

- oh yay the people are back

- oh shit there’s gallifrey

- yes then the master

- he’s alive!!

- no the four knocks again shitttt

- WAIT IS WILFRED STUCK NOOO

- oh fucj the doctor

- oh he’s still breathing

- they just can’t kill this guy

- oh he’s regenerating

- MARTHAAAA

- mickey?!

- THEYRE MARRIED WTFFFFF

- my girl always has to have rose’s sloppy seconds 😭😭

- i’m so confused which universe is this

- oh he’s doing a goodbye tour

- aww donna got her wedding

- ROSEEEEE

- ohhh he’s gone back to see her one last timeeeee

- ohhh the ood

- i do not remember this being that dramatic last time

- hello matt smith